hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
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My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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