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  • 121 34
    Submitted by The_Hamburgular on Nov 4, 10 at 3:37pm
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    Why were you smushing Snookie??

  • 57 23
    Submitted by jimmyboy on Nov 4, 10 at 3:17pm
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    Was she from New Jersey?

  • 55 28
    Submitted by zinger on Nov 4, 10 at 3:30pm
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    But it didn't because you were too drunk to care.

  • 59 38
    Submitted by RO19 on Nov 4, 10 at 4:15pm
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    the operative word here is "nearly." good night

  • 40 32
    Submitted by cuntbagger on Nov 5, 10 at 12:03am
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    Hope you blasted her anyway! lol

  • 37 29
    Submitted by ShitThrwnMonky on Nov 5, 10 at 1:26pm
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    Should have told her you would whiten her teeth then.

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Michguy on Nov 4, 10 at 4:07pm
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    Thanks, I'll just squirt inside you and you'll be preg instead. Lol

    • 30 32
      Submitted by freeminded on Nov 5, 10 at 3:17am
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      Why in the world would you wanna have a baby with that kindda gal? ¯\\(º_o)/¯

  • 32 25
    Submitted by gulfcoasthonky on Nov 5, 10 at 3:03am
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    That's when you dot the eyes and tell the bitch I skeet where I wanna skeet your lucky it wasn't on your sister. http://thegulfcoasthonky.blogspot.com

  • 40 41
    Submitted by Misssbarry on Nov 5, 10 at 2:48am
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    nut in her ass then she will shut the fuck up

  • 38 39
    Submitted by archer79 on Nov 4, 10 at 6:54pm
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    Oh hell, if I were a guy I wouldve messed with the tan on purpose then. WTF?

  • 28 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 10 at 12:03pm
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    \\{oo)//

  • 22 32
    Submitted by anonmyous on Nov 6, 10 at 6:33pm
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    Snooki? Jwoww?

  • 27 45
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 4, 10 at 4:41pm
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    Classy! Had to be a girl from Pitt.

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    Submitted by killaken on Oct 22, 12 at 1:50pm
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    Sound like a perfect excuse to blow it in her mouth.