FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
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Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
whose parrot is this?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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