I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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