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  • 82 12
    Submitted by Megs381 on Feb 21, 13 at 6:13pm
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    Sounds like a married guy on his birthday...

  • 36 12
    Submitted by drunktexter13 on Feb 21, 13 at 9:33pm
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    It makes me sad that you are excited about Red Lobster

  • 28 9
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 21, 13 at 8:44pm
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    And you man is having a double serving of clams!

  • 23 9
    Submitted by chillaxbros on Feb 21, 13 at 9:08pm
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    Lowered expectations

  • 19 20
    Submitted by pickleshit on Feb 21, 13 at 6:57pm
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    Pickleshit

  • 10 5
    Submitted by taterslc on Feb 22, 13 at 9:34am
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    Hopefully no crabs

  • 13 15
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 21, 13 at 11:24pm
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    Yuck, Dead Lobster.

    • 9 5
      Submitted by gangbangstyle on Feb 22, 13 at 6:13am
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      Does live lobster taste better?

  • 16 22
    Submitted by alienmonster on Feb 21, 13 at 8:04pm
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    Four for you Glenn Coco, you go Glen Coco!

  • 11 14
    Submitted by Urax on Feb 22, 13 at 2:45am
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    You stay classy Kentucky

  • 12 43
    Submitted by Eightyeight on Feb 21, 13 at 4:08pm
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    Eighty Eight

  • 12 52
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Feb 21, 13 at 4:36pm
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    Actually, you mixed it up. Your not getting sex tonight because your box smells like red lobster.

    • 9 7
      Submitted by poonstock5 on Feb 22, 13 at 3:08pm
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      Dude, your comment is doing worse than the eightyeight comment. Suck to suck

      • 9 6
        Submitted by Megs381 on Feb 23, 13 at 8:07pm
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        Best comment EVER!!!