So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
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pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
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I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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