I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
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