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  • 65 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:13pm

    Maybe if it was head board banging ?

  • 62 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:32am

    It's not metal. It's a girl who has given too much head

  • 59 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:33pm

    Haha that is great hopefully it wasn't to creed or nickelback

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:18pm

    That is the most metal tfln ever. Keep the faith! \m/

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:14pm

    Awesome and totally metal!! \m/

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:33pm

    Remember, remember the fifth of November

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:33am

    "BANG YOUR HEAD!" dun dun dah dah duunnnnnnnn "METAL HEALTH WILL DRIVE YA MAD! BANG YOUR HEAD!" dun dun dah dah duunnnnnnnn

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 4:53am

    Hahahaha niiiice.

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 2:09am

    To nov 5th 5:12: Amon amarth, scar symmetry, opeth, and arch enemy are all amazing shows. I saw Opeth a few months ago and Michael A. Said he would meet the girl who could do the best growl. I won. Amazing! The glory of metal is eternal, never surrender \m/

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:19am

    that. is. awesome. rock the fuck on dude!

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:24pm

    Gotta love bangovers!

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:13pm

    definitely one of the dumbest of these that ive ever read

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:59am

    So you've had this injury since what, 1990, back when headbanging was cool?

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:44pm

    Better be some black metal

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:49pm

    Charles Rutherford warned u about the dangers of Jonas Bros concerts!

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:19pm

    fuckin metal. listen to acerose.

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:34pm

    \m/(*_*)\m/ FUCKING METAL MAN!!!

  • 41 44
    Submitted by snackman97 on Sep 11, 10 at 12:02am

    Headbanging FTW!

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:57pm

    this would be true if it was Vic Fuentes that posted this, but he said that a LOOOONG time ago, so, this is false. nice try.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:16pm

    4:49 That actually made me laugh.

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:21pm

    A headbanger that goes to a chiropractor lol

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:58am

    what kind of pansy ass headbanger goes to see a chiropractor because his neck hurts

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:55pm

    11:43 it's RAGE against the machine. Go back to listening to your lady gaga.

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 3:36am

    I have two words for you: Charles Rutherford!

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:56am

    If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:24pm

    you went to a chiropracter for that? you fucking pussy.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:41pm

    Now go to a real doctor and check for brain damage. No joke

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:38pm

    That's bad. Heard a doc say one of his patients almost went paralyzed. Wear a helmet

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:55pm

    Nickelback or Creed? Are you serious?

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:46pm

    @5:12, Amon Amarth viking metal FTW! Fuck yeah!

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:14pm

    Charles Rutherford thinks you're a tranny trainwreck!

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:34pm

    Jeff where r u? Plz explain this one.

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:12pm

    P.S. creed sucks. -6:11

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:45am

    Fuck yes man nice job \m/

  • 51 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:37pm

    WHY DOES EEVERYONE THINK ALL OF THESE ARE FAKE?!? get the fuck over it! shit happens! ppl say funny stuff sometimes!

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 6:07am

    I UNDERSTAND! FUCK YES \m/!!!!!!!!!

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:19pm

    So your doctor said head-banging, but he was thinking this is an obvious case of attempted self-fellatio.

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:17am

    fuck yeah!!! finally a metal textfromlastnight

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:03pm

    Fuck yeah metal! \m/

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:11pm

    CREED YEEEEAAAAHHHHH

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:26pm

    really?me too only like Hellas years ago

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:00pm

    The people who think this is stupid, more then likely listen to rap or hip hop, don't worry OP. It's the pot calling the kettle black.

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:40pm

    Awesome list, 5:12. Arch Enemy is the shit! Going to see Chimaira tomorrow night myself.

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:30pm

    Not very funny...but at least it's funnier than Charles Rutherford.

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:35pm

    not just neck damages but also brain

  • 46 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:00pm

    @ 5:12 Demon Hunter is the best.

  • 43 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:30pm

    Sounds like a serious bangover

  • 42 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:46pm

    Ummm Vic from pierce the veil wrote this on his Twitter. -___-