please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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