5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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