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  • 82 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:15pm

    7:54 I agree, everyone should stop hating because whether they want to believe it or not, she's a talented singer and performance artist. I'd feel lucky to have half of her talent

  • 77 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:20pm

    What's the difference between you and me? I know how to spell vacuum.

  • 82 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:21pm

    4:12, you are fucking disgusting please kill yourself

  • 79 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:07pm

    who fucking cares if you're first or not

  • 74 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:49pm

    5:38 wowww yur actually a loser for tryig to be cool by saying yu dont kno who she is

  • 81 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:33pm

    What's the difference between a Jeww and a pizza? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

  • 72 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 7:06am

    YOU'RE ALL FUCKING IDIOTS!

  • 77 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:20pm

    I prey by the grace of god this site gets better.

  • 69 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:23pm

    No 449? pshh. I bet he wasn't the last to sit down at the spelling bee as a wee one.

  • 70 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:42pm

    Am I the only one that's tired of lady gaga texts?

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:28pm

    1:105 word to thaaaat

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:52pm

    538. You're a loser for many other legitimate reasons.

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:54pm

    I love how you all say she's talentless. She has more talent in her pinky finger than any of you know nothing losers.

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:07pm

    Why the fuck are there so many texts about that dumb untalented bitch. Shes ugly as shit.

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:32am

    yo this text is actually mad funy lol

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:21pm

    Fuck, I meant "and". Motherfucker!

  • 71 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:13pm

    4:21 how can you say she has a nice body? She has the body of a man you fucking tranny fucker.

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:35pm

    What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a white ford bronco? I don't have a white ford bronco in my garage!

  • 72 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:31pm

    What's the difference between a truck-load of Dead babies and a truck-load of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

  • 70 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:17pm

    I'd let her put that talented pinky finger in mah butt

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:46am

    Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa POKER face. BITCHES!

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:34am

    Okay so is lady gaga a transgender or transvestite..? My friends and I are confused

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:31pm

    I'd lick that pinky off after she put it in my butt. I would pay a lot if money for Lady Gaga to eat me out too.

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:48pm

    4:27- you have no idea...

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:21pm

    Lady gaga is a butterface. Put a brown bag on her head and she'd be at least a 9, maybe a solid 9.2

  • 53 60
    Submitted by sequioa on Feb 24, 10 at 4:28pm

    this would only happen in the 415

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:20pm

    4:49 Oh yeah, an learn the proper uses of "their, there, and they're" before you go judging other people you fucking moron.

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:56pm

    She does suck ass. And 442 i agrree. Every day theres a new text about that dumb broad.

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 7:14pm

    Anyone saying this bitch is talented wouldn't recognize talent if it ran up yelping like a siren and kicked them in their homo balls.

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 7:36am

    cant read my! cant read my! no they cant read my POKER FACE<333 LADY GAGA IS THE NEW BRITNEY GETT OVER IT BITCHES<3

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:18pm

    4:49 Go somewhere else with your uppity dicksucking attitude, you whiny judgemental closet-homo. I'd like to give you a boot party and then make you my fuck-boy.

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:16pm

    6:13, whats the vacuums second function?

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:03am

    7:54- Sounds like you have hopped on that tranny penis one too many times ;) And if you actually believe that using autotune and cross-dressing is a talent then by all means blow your brains out :)

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:13pm

    Whats the difference betwen a vacum (sp), and your mom???? Your mom has only one fuction, wich is to suck. THe vacum has 2.

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:27pm

    Want to meet Alex bad!!!!

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:47pm

    Lady gaga is awesome

  • 63 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:01pm

    What's the difference between the lord of the rings and the bible? The lord of the rings is based on a true story!

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:20am

    ohhhhhhh shit soviet russia guy. UR A BITCH!!!!!!!

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:38pm

    Who the fuck is lady gaga?

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:10pm

    4:12, die. just, DIE!!!

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:27pm

    New name for that song " i poked her face"

  • 56 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:35pm

    I love Gaga, but there are far too many texts here about her. Is that all it takes?

  • 50 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:05pm

    First!!! First person to suck his sons dick!!!!!

  • 46 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:52pm

    I don't know who she is. I live in the country. Googled it. Some chick wearing white sunglasses. That's all I know

  • 39 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:56pm

    First!!!! Am I first? It would be epic if I was. I also like balls on my chin.