Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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