What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
A bitchslap is in order.
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