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  • 99 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:10pm

    8:37 Jerking off doesn't count. Retard.

  • 73 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:15am

    i would be MUCH more turned off by the list than by the condoms.The condoms just mean he is protecting himself (and his partner) but the list is just gross and let's you know what a douche this guy is. blech!

  • 68 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:04pm

    but you could've been the girl to make him 'change his ways' once you signed... ha right

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:19am

    First off, a massive collection of condoms means simple that he's not using them, in perscribed manner. As for the 68, if you've been honest and sober enough to remeberb your first 68...your a much better man than I am

  • 73 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:15pm

    I really love how this shit gets very few calls of "slut" or "whore", but when a text mentions a girl sleeping with any guy she's described as trashy. Shit, someone on this thread even accused the GIRL of being a whore. No double standards here...

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:40pm

    why are idiots still spamming that crappy "ijustwanttotellyou" website? if you still slept with him, I feel no sympathy

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:54pm

    ah, so since condoms aren't 100% effective, people who use them aren't considered to be having safe sex anymore? its cute when high schoolers like 11:50 try to be pretentious.

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:26pm

    Unless he is under 23 years old.

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:21pm

    i definitely read about something like this in cosmo last night...about a guy having a huge wall collection of condoms...

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:49am

    11:04 Did you just actually imply that all men can't control themselves and will sleep with anything that breaths so long as its not fat? Tool.

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:27pm

    I didn't mean to be rude when I asked you to sign it. You could have just said no...I would have wrote it in after.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:13am

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i'm too high to be reading that right now

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:21pm

    haha 8:10 i was gonna say that.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:19am

    did you sign it? haha

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:47pm

    8:25 abundance of condoms...thats a different perspective....so true lmao

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:17pm

    ...... I'm pretty sure I was number forty on that list.

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:39am

    thats so epic. my friend has clear plastic cards on his wall with girls names on them for all of the v-cards he's taken :] i'm so proud.

  • 64 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:46am

    the fact that he asked you to sign your name. it's unfortunate that he didn't ask you ahead of time, so you could storm out. he sounds like a douche.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:25pm

    I think you should be happy about the abundance of condoms. Atleast he's bein safe.. aaahaa.

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:52pm

    condoms are 100% effective if you dont expose them to things like putting them in your wallet or leaving them in your hot car. justttt so everyone knows

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:32pm

    i think you have a lot to be happy about. first, he uses a condom and second, the other 67 were guys.

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:36am

    10:48, hilarious. I'm holding out to be your #69.

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:51am

    you should probably get tested.. but then again he is safe.

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:49am

    all that matters is whether or not that the guy was madd tall and proportionate

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:39pm

    i miss the old tfln. straight up

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:18am

    Was it on the wall or hidden? Cause if it was on the wall i have zero sympathy.

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:17am

    Doesn't every guy have a girl sign a waiver with the numbers on it? thats not a bad thing.. good job man. in the small print it says he won't pay for anything if a child is born.. and yes she did sleep with him because he wouldn't have had her sign it if he didn't..

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:04am

    12:02 you are a dumbass cause all it takes is a little drop. you probably have some kids out there that you dont know about cause the girls were too ashamed to admit that it was an idiot like you that got them pregnant.

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:07pm

    Aww...that's a cute start little boy. Send another text after the "lucky" 100th customer.

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:14pm

    haha yeah at least he's safe

  • 57 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:02am

    damn 68? wonder if its different girls or multi of the same..? if its the same then only 68? what a loser.... Who uses condoms anyways? I know when to pull out and the few that sneak out before i peak arnt enough to get to the egg

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:42pm

    so did you sign your name?

  • 60 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:38pm

    You should've signed someone else's name, someone really nasty.

  • 43 59
    Submitted by heatherk94 on Dec 19, 10 at 8:29pm

    Bitches are too sensitive. I'm a woman, and I think that's hilarious. If he was hot enough, why does it matter?

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:40pm

    ^^She didn't actually say she had sex with him.

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:14pm

    lol, who knows how ugly you are, but any guy that has something like that is only fortunate enough to get a girl to sleep in his bed...

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:19pm

    yo dis niggas a pimp

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:05am

    Why would you have sex with a guy who has a list posted on the wall? How much of a whore are you? Some kind of daddy issues there I think.

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:39am

    im fairly certain im number 37 on that list.

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:22pm

    8:17; did you get him before or after the clap?

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:05am

    reminds me of a frat brother in college 20 years ago.... SERIAL one nighter vulture... tried to take a poloroid of each girl afterword...had a scrap book of naked girls with surprised looks on their faces

  • 53 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:10pm

    I wonder what wouldve happened if u were number 69.....hmmm..

  • 58 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:56pm

    Fuck Michael Jackson, THIS guy is an American legend.

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:47pm

    how did you end up fucking a guy who is enough of a tool to have a list on his wall?

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:13am

    everyone should listen to jim jefferies. the slut and stud double standard is clearly explained. its really hard to be a stud and fucking easy to be a slut. to be a stud you have to be charming and witty and well dressed, have a job and all that crap. to be a slut, you just have to be... there

  • 54 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:01am

    shut the fuck up, 9:05. i really fail to see how the girl gets called a whore when it is the guy who is disgusting

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:48pm

    Okay why so many bad nights for this? This was clearly a great night and a step forward to 69!

  • 53 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:49pm

    I fail to see how the girl is a whore in this.

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:03am

    I had a mad collection of condoms once. Then I went through them, in a short period of time. Time to restock

  • 48 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:32am

    Soooo many things wrong with this.

  • 45 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:48am

    herpes herpes herpes. condom aint gonna stop no HERPES. damn.

  • 50 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:10am

    even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:09am

    FAIL. missed it by oneee

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:07am

    this text made my night, thank you.

  • 48 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:22pm

    67 is not really a lot of women. Unless is under 23.

  • 48 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:52pm

    Definitely writing your name next to 68. If only you were the next person!

  • 43 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:43am

    this guy sounds like a champ

  • 47 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:50pm

    8:28, Just as we know condoms are 100% at stopping births, they are 100% at stopping std's, especially when she sucked his dick. There I go again being facetious.

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:24pm

    run, run as fast as you can! can never be too drunk for that crap!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:42pm

    To everyone in the "why don't guys get called sluts but girls do" debate: It is NOT a double standard because it is much easier for girls to get laid. If a girl wants to get to #68, she just needs to have a vagina. For a guy to get to #68, he needs to at least have some modicum of game. So stfu.

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:28pm

    8:22, the poster said there was a huge collection of condoms...

  • 42 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:03am

    damn my guy friends are whores.... they're numbers are between 170 and 300. i wish i was kidding.

  • 43 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:12pm

    At least he's a safe little manslut ...

  • 45 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:53pm

    A guy I am friends with is like at 170. But it's been a week and a half since I've seen him so it's probably 180 or more now. Yuck.

  • 24 48
    Submitted by ToastyTheBeast on May 11, 11 at 6:50pm

    Ah the good ol 209. Couldn't be more proud.

  • 37 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:37pm

    And yet you still had sex with him....stupid whore

  • 38 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:06am

    ok anyone claiming that a large collection of condoms means he's not using them is fucking retarded. what do you expect him to do? collect the ones that he DID use? fucking sherlock, i swear. would it be within the realm of possibility that he has a lot of condoms because he uses a lot and doesn't want to run to the store every 3rd day?

  • 38 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:30pm

    Well either you're a giant whore, or he's just the worlds biggest douch. Either way, one of you need to go to the 'ijustwanttotellyou' website...your semi-anonymous venting pleasure.

  • 35 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:37pm

    I'm on number 125. But I've never had the girl sign it. That's just dumb.

  • 39 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:27pm

    Ha Ha omg it would be HILARIOUS if she were #69! Because that's an oral sex position! I'm glad you were so quick to catch that joke.

  • 38 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:12pm

    sounds like you are now part of an elite group. Did he let you choose your color/flavor? If so, he must be a great guy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:31pm

    Or that a guy named leroy signed no. 67.

  • 30 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:48pm

    i'd hold out to be #69.