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  • 73 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:04pm

    Please stop w the "first" nonsense. All that proves is that you have too much time on your hands and a pathetic, boring life. Thank you. Managment

  • 71 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:31pm

    Oh, I get it! It's funny because... Oh wait, it isn't. -Jeff

  • 70 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:06pm

    2nd 8:04 its clear your not "management" considering you cant even spell it

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:09am

    Anthony....you tell Joey I left I my headband in back of his ma's car with my sprayless tanner. Freaking pumped for Belmar tonight!!!! So many spanks and Jagger BOMBS!!!

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:35am

    what gets me is that ive seen friends submitting hilarious texts here (my friend mandie got one from her sister spouting how she would keep her in her closet if she became a zombie, it was very wtf), and they dont make it... but something like this does. wow.

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:04pm

    i would say that proves that the world is already ending.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:38am

    Guidete means tours in Italian.

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:26pm

    Jeeeez people like that give italian girls a bad name :/

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:06pm

    the proper ending would be ette...not ete....803 was just correcting the OP

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:26am

    oh god i know this girl.. hahahahaha

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:58am

    8:06(2) What really sucks is when someone thinks they're hot shit for correcting the spelling of another and can't even distinguish the proper use of your and you're. You've proven your superiority! Fucking retarded idiot.

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:49am

    omg i work with that girl, & i see her @ school all the time. occ ftw -_-

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:35pm

    hahaha and rachel capra graduated from central regional in 08 so it is real..her sister marissa's a junior

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 10 at 7:25pm

    The world's not ending in 2012 jackass

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:39am

    Why do people write this first stuff and other stupid nonsense on responses? It's distacting and annoying.. not to mention immature. You're just wasting space and ruining the experience for everyone. Alright, whatever you think you're cool, but please stop.. or at least hopefully the mods can start deleting that crap..?

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:43pm

    8:35.... not funny. At all.

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:14pm

    yeah i see her a lot, too. it kills me. fucking Italian bitches think they own everything.

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:19pm

    why would someone text their friend and say "at college"? fail

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:02am

    I agree with a previous post. Guidette wouldn't have fit as it has 8 characters and NJ plates only hold 7 characters. Therefore, the OP is a moron for not knowing something this simple. Typical jersey stupidity. :)

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:07pm

    Fuccckkiinnn Jerrsseeyyy!!!

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:05pm

    only a total nimrod would make their license plate "Guidete"

    • 56 57
      Submitted by iloveLA on Jan 12, 10 at 2:12pm

      its snookie! :D

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:15am

    What does guidete mean???

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:47pm

    TICK TOCK knick knock poppin your shit up with a glock do a couple hitsa rock den gettin bills like Barack

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:26am

    that girl's name is rachel with the license plate..she graduated from high school 2 years before me and was definitely one of those girls you rolled your eyes at...

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:02pm

    Where's Jeff when you need him?

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:29am

    haha i fucking see her allll the time at school.

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:36pm

    Cling clang go tha bell drip drop go the gel your shit in the well fuck with me ya go ta hell

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:49pm

    guidete probably didnt fit you stupid idiots thats why there is a missing t and if that bitch who had the license plate really was a guidette she wouldnt know how to spell it in the first place. stupid motherfuckers man shitttt.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:46pm

    Hey lemme know I put some rhymes on here if u like it lemme get luv -kizzyb

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:01am

    HAHAHAH I went to highschool with this girl, probably the definition of a female TOOL

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:44am

    im not sure if anybody really looked at this but if you read it, it says, gee you idiot, and i guess she just proved that all of you are! she wins!

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:10pm

    omg i see that bitch all the time black mustang drives like an idiot

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:11pm

    Only in New Jersey...

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:05pm

    8:03 if you had read the text carefully you would have seen it read "Guidete" not "guidette" and if you don't see the difference, that sucks for you.

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:35pm

    Guidete means "you all drive/are driving" in Italian... coincidence?

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:15pm

    Female music notation anyone?

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:09pm

    8:35 I am sure that's probally the only way u can get laid! You probally have a little dick!

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:52am

    @ 2:02...i don't think she was making fun of the fact that it was spelled wrong...moreso that anyone would want to broadcast this on their license plate. but i could be wrong.

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:46am

    November 14, 2009 8:58AM : what.the.fuck is YOUR point? THIS ISN'T FUCKING ENGLISH CLASS IS IT? are you my teacher? HELL NO GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU POMPOUS-DICK goddamn. it's not like I said "ur" sincerely, 8:06 (2nd) <3

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:06pm

    Quere the world iznt endidng any time soon so shut the fuck up Jesus christ Ur just a guckin idiot

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:03pm

    a guidette is referring to a female guido, and if you don't know what those are, that sucks for you.

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:27am

    worthless. this text is just stupid. boooooooooooooooo

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:12pm

    That's stupid. It doesn't even make sense

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:57am

    I didn't realize there was a femme version of guidos. I guess theyre like the east coast version of our west coast bros and brohos.

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:20pm

    NJ is full of guidos, but I wouldn't have it any other way

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:45am

    ...to 2:35 AM.. yeah these are stupid, but, no offense, that's not funny either

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:28pm

    Coupla real shape shifter. Seat o the pants kickers hit ya in the knickers playa hand me the snickers let me hit this beat make ya move in ya feet hittin tricks like treats

  • 43 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:20pm

    Charles Rutherford once let a Guidete give him a little tongue!

  • 41 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:40am

    Go to bed young children.

  • 39 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:07pm

    WTF does this have to do with 2012

  • 37 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:00am

    U guys r retarded it's real it said occ but they edited it when I submitted it if u don't like it don't hate motha fucka!

  • 39 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 7:43pm

    say hi to rachel the 'guidete' she works @ shoprite in bayville LOL.

  • 30 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:44pm

    yeah, this WOULD be from a jersey area code. i love my state.

  • 31 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:07am

    hahahah what town? i'm from 732 toooo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:35pm

    I raped this girl last night at a party she passed out on my buddies couch I just wanted to know if it really felt that good to donkey punch a girl. I think she knows what happened though and I've been stressing if she called the cops cause I didn't use a condom