You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Everything about him screamed your future.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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