Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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