Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
My vagina just recognized that song.
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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