I wish I could teleport
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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