she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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