Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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