Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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