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  • 44 26
    Submitted by Xaith on Feb 6, 12 at 12:38pm
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    The goal is to get Cheetos, although the receiver has something against buying them at Food Lion. The simile is then made that not buying Cheetos at a Food Lion just because you hate Food Lion would be like not banging a French chick just because you hate the French. You have to focus on the goal: sex (read: Cheetos). The second text is clear; the texter has a toy helicopter and will try to fly it. We can assume this attempt resulted in a broken helicopter, because none of them last more than 5 min

    • 22 16
      Submitted by DTOM_308 on Feb 6, 12 at 12:57pm
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      ahhhh food lion is a store!...never heard of it. It makes sense now. I thought op was wanting cheetos from a lion who has food lol

    • 21 17
      Submitted by MrVegetables on Feb 7, 12 at 6:15pm
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      May ur wise words lead us into the dark.

  • 32 23
    Submitted by DTOM_308 on Feb 6, 12 at 12:16pm
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    I feel like you need to be high to decode this

    • 17 21
      Submitted by mrsoto on Feb 6, 12 at 10:45pm
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      Haha thats still just about a funny

  • 24 12
    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Feb 6, 12 at 10:47pm
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    I thought Chester was a cheetah.

  • 18 19
    Submitted by mama_tried on Feb 6, 12 at 9:14pm
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    Chick he wants to bang now has a dick

  • 6 4
    Submitted by bethamphetamine on Sep 7, 12 at 3:22pm
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    lol where do you live in NC, I feel like this is something one of my friends has done. Helicopter too.