Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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