Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize