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  • 78 58
    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 31, 10 at 1:27am

    But it's cool on a Tuesday.

  • 82 71
    Submitted by whoremonesx3 on Aug 30, 10 at 10:10pm

    Represent Nassau.

  • 76 65
    Submitted by anachronic on Aug 30, 10 at 3:08pm

    Who gives a shit when it's from. It's still pretty funny.

  • 76 72
    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 30, 10 at 11:21pm

    Uh, really more texts about death? I’m not drunk enough for this.

  • 69 69
    Submitted by jrm261 on Aug 30, 10 at 9:23pm

    I wanna know how you die at 7-11, choke on one of those gross roller hot dogs?

  • 66 67
    Submitted by FancyDingo on Aug 30, 10 at 11:40pm

    Dear dudeimshawn, who gives a fuck

  • 67 71
    Submitted by collegekid1 on Aug 31, 10 at 10:08am

    looks like you got a case of the mondays

  • 64 66
    Submitted by rookhusky on Aug 30, 10 at 11:39pm

    Fuck you those hotdogs are epic

  • 76 95
    Submitted by dudeimshawn on Aug 30, 10 at 2:46pm

    This is texts from last NIGHT not texts from this morning

  • Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 30, 10 at 2:33pm

    Any mourning, actually. http://whatidesiredtosay.wordpress.com

    • 85 80
      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Sep 1, 10 at 10:25pm

      is that a death pun?

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 10 at 3:36pm

    Please fuck off, website guy