I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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