I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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