I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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