East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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