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  he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.

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  (440): he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life. http://tfl.nu/ggva
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  Submitted by javacodeguy on Apr 2, 10 at 10:37am

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  Why are these always posted with the person sending it so surprised?! A girl just has to say "Want to have sex?" and she will get laid. You may need to try two or three guys but I guarantee it will work. It's not tough girls.

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    Submitted by heyoh on Apr 2, 10 at 11:48am

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    it's good to be a girl

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  Submitted by bigdogdaddy on Apr 2, 10 at 1:21pm

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  Still got laid? These are the kind of chicks guys are lookin to bang!

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    Submitted by norml420 on Apr 3, 10 at 11:34pm

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    yea walking into a room with a girl like that in there = perfect

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  Submitted by mordantmouth on Apr 2, 10 at 10:41am

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  That's bcoz it was funny/silly/cute. \nLoosen up a bit, hipster, and I mean something other than your vagina. :)

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  Submitted by gutsout on Apr 2, 10 at 2:52pm

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  I think you missed the whole DRUNKENLY point. Of course she got laid, she probably was looking for it.

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  Submitted by WhySoSketchy on Apr 2, 10 at 8:34pm

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  Maybe you're just not attractive?

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  Submitted by YokoOhNo1 on Apr 5, 10 at 11:46pm

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  Cleveland? Represent!!!

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  Submitted by jaytkabb on Apr 2, 10 at 10:40am

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  She sounds fat.

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 4:50pm

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  Baaaallin

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  Submitted by MissKitKa on Apr 2, 10 at 8:34pm

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  If that's all she was wearing and had a pole inbetween her legs then of course she got laid lol

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 7:53am

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  1037 knows the deal girl can always get railed they don't even have to ask

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  Submitted by BroKing on Apr 2, 10 at 1:39pm

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  hipster haters

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  Submitted by Atmtiger12 on Apr 2, 10 at 10:49pm

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  Ahhhhhhhhhhhh that's me!!!!!!

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