Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
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That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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