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  • Submitted by sven308 on Nov 5, 11 at 9:40am

    Thanks Mom.

  • Submitted by nutcase on Nov 5, 11 at 2:45pm

    The problem isn't the penis, it's the boy.

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    Submitted by EViL_LeViaTHaN on Nov 5, 11 at 1:00pm

    Op knows what the ladies want to hear...

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    Submitted by Vindication on Nov 5, 11 at 11:32am

    This text just wreaks of desperation.

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      Submitted by carter_ronin on Nov 5, 11 at 6:30pm

      desperate, and yet completely factual...

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 6, 11 at 1:50am

    That's a hell of a pep talk.

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    Submitted by preppygirl on Nov 6, 11 at 1:11pm

    op is right. why wouldnt you want a penis inside of you?

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 6, 11 at 11:17am

    Ok dad, but put down the video camera....

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    Submitted by Blacksabbath211 on Nov 6, 11 at 10:04am

    Granny givin the pep-talks again huh

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    Submitted by SwagMeOut on Nov 7, 11 at 1:04am

    Shutup peach your a stupid bitch

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    Submitted by patientlywaiting on Nov 5, 11 at 10:47pm

    Ah such a gentleman lol

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    Submitted by flwildchild on Nov 7, 11 at 4:20pm

    I'm sorry but whenever someone says "it'll be good, promise", it generally never is

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    Submitted by solidsnake1426 on Nov 6, 11 at 9:18pm

    Hell yeah San Antonio

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 10, 11 at 7:57am

    She is a prude or she hasn't come out to admitting she likes girls.

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    Submitted by juicetice on Nov 22, 11 at 3:21am

    What a douche. I'd tell him to take his horny, desperate ass back home.

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    Submitted by meltz on Nov 7, 11 at 10:41pm

    Damn right

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    Submitted by SarahBarracuda on Nov 19, 11 at 11:19pm

    Stay classy, San Antonio.