Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
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Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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