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  • Submitted by masta1080 on Aug 16, 10 at 9:16pm

    E.T. = phone home...pronto

  • Submitted by KailtinB on Aug 16, 10 at 9:10pm

    Did it glow?

  • 89 49
    Submitted by gdbear30 on Aug 17, 10 at 12:07pm

    "ET bone home"

  • 77 59
    Submitted by man_ho on Aug 16, 10 at 9:12pm

    Was he poiting at you and chanting the word "ouch"?

  • 62 50
    Submitted by bluejasmine on Aug 17, 10 at 5:06am

    E.T. Phone a doctor.

  • 61 53
    Submitted by emmykb on Aug 18, 10 at 2:09am

    yay for drew barrymore movies

  • 61 53
    Submitted by teph007 on Aug 16, 10 at 9:21pm

    Agh disgusting

  • 71 74
    Submitted by chayray on Aug 16, 10 at 9:05pm

    Lol.

  • 56 46
    Submitted by Tayyx3 on Aug 22, 10 at 2:40am

    This scared me.

  • 67 74
    Submitted by yeleia on Aug 16, 10 at 9:15pm

    Looked like a deformed Tootsie Roll?

  • 54 54
    Submitted by inyourpants on Aug 19, 10 at 4:25am

    RofLmfao, funniest I've read this week

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    Submitted by lovenlifenmusic on Aug 16, 10 at 11:18pm

    Did u phone home, or suck it???

  • 52 53
    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 16, 10 at 10:47pm

    Hahahahahaha

  • 51 52
    Submitted by cdese on Aug 17, 10 at 2:58am

    Does it light up when it touches something it likes too???

  • 53 58
    Submitted by stellas0101 on Aug 16, 10 at 9:55pm

    I've been there....

  • 51 59
    Submitted by raymond74 on Aug 17, 10 at 12:17am

    It maybe ET's fingure looks like his dick

  • 46 51
    Submitted by a7xFAN on Aug 17, 10 at 12:10am

    WWWTTTTFFFF!

  • 45 50
    Submitted by jh0rny on Aug 19, 10 at 3:37am

    She sucked his slong fingaaa

  • 49 58
    Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 16, 10 at 9:58pm

    take me to your dealer

  • 45 51
    Submitted by dersabom on Aug 20, 10 at 11:50pm

    Well so does urs

  • 45 52
    Submitted by flowerdoctor on Aug 22, 10 at 9:12pm

    Ewww gross u better phone home

  • 47 57
    Submitted by bananaboat69 on Aug 28, 10 at 2:30pm

    yes, but did it lite up at the end?

  • 44 53
    Submitted by munchie on Aug 17, 10 at 3:12am

    Yuckyyy!

  • 49 65
    Submitted by heart741 on Aug 16, 10 at 9:41pm

    U kno u like old, green, and wrinkly dicks

  • 47 66
    Submitted by soicansoican on Aug 16, 10 at 11:35pm

    so ugly!

  • 40 57
    Submitted by sinistar on Aug 19, 10 at 1:39am

    GROSS!!!

  • 41 61
    Submitted by EmmaXxX on Aug 17, 10 at 6:26am

    Ewww nasty!

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    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 16, 10 at 10:43pm

    The specificity of these comparisions make me wonder. There are no women on the Internet or Information in the kitchen, therefore a man wrote this.

    • 44 55
      Submitted by machappyy on Aug 17, 10 at 12:14am

      does anyone else find TheRuleBook's recent sexist comments annoying? i'm not offended.. it's just stupid and annoying

    • 55 50
      Submitted by spazwell69 on Aug 17, 10 at 1:12pm

      Leave the sexist comments to the pros, dude.

    • 57 58
      Submitted by opalquean on Aug 18, 10 at 9:30am

      Dude, we get it. LOL MISOGYNY ITS SO ORIGINAL. Now will you go back to being funny?

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    Submitted by callthecops on Aug 17, 10 at 2:23am

    Poor fella. Every girl who sees it will make that same association. I wonder if he thinks it looks like E.T.'s finger.

  • 44 72
    Submitted by prometheus on Aug 17, 10 at 1:57am

    Hey I think the rule book is actually right about something

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Myla13 on Aug 16, 10 at 10:20pm

    Jus gross

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    Submitted by FetusPuncher on Aug 16, 10 at 10:43pm

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