We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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