Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Boobs are out for the taking
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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