I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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