She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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