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  • 75 58
    Submitted by Vulpus on May 12, 11 at 9:49am

    With an attitude like that you'll never make Mattress Partner. You'd be lucky to even get Senior Mattress Associate.

  • 56 41
    Submitted by haliganbar on May 12, 11 at 11:49pm

    His dealer is the vice president.

  • 55 52
    Submitted by enormoustard on May 12, 11 at 11:12pm

    I worked at a Mattress store for two years and I still laugh at that joke.