Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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