i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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