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  • Submitted by bewbz_n_laserz on Jun 15, 12 at 9:25am

    ...said Luna Lovegood after waking up in Draco Malfoy's bed.

  • Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Jun 15, 12 at 10:56am

    She needs to get a wand, point at his dick, and say "Engorgio!"

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 15, 12 at 9:49am

    Worst, he's a Twilight fan.

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    Submitted by on_the_clock on Jun 15, 12 at 5:57pm

    He just doesn't want to catch the Hogwarts.

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      Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jun 28, 12 at 11:25pm

      I feel like this comment deserves more thumbs up lol

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    Submitted by juunebug on Jun 15, 12 at 1:37pm

    Run, girl. A man who doesn't like Harry Potter isn't a man worth your time!

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    Submitted by papichulokulo on Jun 15, 12 at 10:35am

    You're suffering from the Imperius curse my dear.

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    Submitted by felidae on Jun 16, 12 at 10:59am

    Bounce. It's not worth the effort.

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    Submitted by harrypotter36 on Jun 15, 12 at 7:01pm

    Get out girl. Get out now

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    Submitted by GingerTimelady on Jun 15, 12 at 9:09pm

    Run, sweetheart. Like your feet were on fire and your ass was catching.

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    Submitted by JTLovecraft on Jun 17, 12 at 8:50am

    You could take pics of his penis and send it to your friends... At least get some laughs!

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    Submitted by daisydukeluke on Jun 17, 12 at 3:54am

    Yes. Mfbkt has it right.

  • Submitted by mfbkt on Jun 15, 12 at 1:51pm

    You'd think "he doesn't like Harry potter" would be a redeeming quality

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    Submitted by italianflavor on Sep 1, 12 at 11:17pm

    i got 8 thick for ya

  • Submitted by OhSnapJD on Jun 15, 12 at 9:17am

    So according to this: anyone who likes Harry Potter has a small penis

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      Submitted by Kr18 on Jun 15, 12 at 1:07pm

      ...how does that make sense?

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        Submitted by Boxfac3 on Jun 15, 12 at 9:07pm

        IT DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE!!!!!