what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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