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  • 98 48
    Submitted by Me777 on Jul 16, 10 at 11:13pm

    What he's tryin to say is your vag sucks dick.

  • 90 54
    Submitted by _Emerica_ on Jul 16, 10 at 10:23pm

    Vagina and mouth classically switch places

  • 79 49
    Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 16, 10 at 11:01pm

    Your other mouth... the one with no teeth.

  • 76 51
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 17, 10 at 8:01am

    Or perhaps your vag doesn't get him off as well as your mouth does.

  • 65 57
    Submitted by Me777 on Jul 16, 10 at 11:25pm

    Hey firsty, did you drink late-orade or slow-ca-cola or something?

  • 67 66
    Submitted by trollinator on Jul 17, 10 at 1:03am

    Watch the movie "teeth" chomp chomp...

  • 61 57
    Submitted by chalkchalkchalk on Jul 17, 10 at 12:09am

    i will be the judge of that.

  • 56 50
    Submitted by pretzel on Jul 17, 10 at 8:34pm

    And I jizzzzzed In my pants!

  • 57 60
    Submitted by guitar_boy on Jul 17, 10 at 10:42am

    What makes you think this was a girl? It could be two guys fucking ;)

  • 67 82
    Submitted by FoBlover62 on Jul 16, 10 at 10:18pm

    ... Why did this go thru? I've sumbitted much better than that.

    • 43 51
      Submitted by SextsFLN on Jul 16, 10 at 10:40pm

      Obviously, you haven't.

  • 52 54
    Submitted by redsox985 on Jul 16, 10 at 10:06pm

    Maybe she sucked?

  • 53 57
    Submitted by awesomesaucechk on Jul 17, 10 at 3:11am

    My boyfriend said that same thing the first few times I blew him and then I told him to stop because i know

  • 58 75
    Submitted by sdude on Jul 16, 10 at 10:11pm

    Where's firsty when you need him? These pretzels are dry, like her mouth.

  • 54 70
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 16, 10 at 10:33pm

    Yes Firsty, we are all excited about you losing your virginity finally but you're sorely needed on tfln. Although sdude's comment is priceless. Where the hell are you?

    • 47 63
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 11:06pm

      Sorry I'm late guys!! these pretzels are making me Firsty!!

  • 45 54
    Submitted by webohio86 on Jul 16, 10 at 10:23pm

    Good ol southern Ohio. Lol

  • 44 60
    Submitted by 81393 on Jul 17, 10 at 10:11am

    Hello Toronto lmao. who could this be?

  • 47 72
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 16, 10 at 11:16pm

    No more tardiness Firsty. Some of us come here for the humorous comments people, especially you make.

  • 42 67
    Submitted by hockeygod777 on Jul 19, 10 at 11:21pm

    Maybe he has turets

  • 51 93
    Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 16, 10 at 10:59pm

    No pretzels? Damn , firsty where are you? Whats that ?! Firstys in the well at the old mill!!?

  • 36 74
    Submitted by angela99 on Jul 17, 10 at 4:15am

    Shut up