i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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