hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
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I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
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He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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