Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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