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  • 70 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:10pm

    7:50 i agree, that's a pretty selfless girl. kudos to her. and i'd just like to mention that i'd really rather not get the cum on my teeth, so if it does whiten them, i guess i'm just out of luck.

  • 66 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:17pm

    hahahaaha props to 632, and at least this girl is trying to multi task

  • 62 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:32pm

    6:22 i beg to differ i give my bf head like every day and my teeth havent gotten any whiter

  • 54 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:57pm

    Even if cum whitens teeth the effects would be too minimal to notice unless your smearing it on your teeth multiple times a day for a decent amount of time. Kinda like how mountain dew kills sperm. Sure it does, but its really not possible to consume enough to actually do damage.

  • 59 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:42pm

    10:05 am bull $?!+ You have to be stupid to believe that or a guy...

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:07pm

    If you want white teeth put a toothbrush in your mouth instead of a dick.

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:48am

    Who cums on someone's teeth? Mine's always farther "down stream"...

  • 50 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:05pm

    "do not change" 6:32?

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:18am

    9:55pm You must be newly weds. Be ready for that to change.

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:35pm

    Cum does not whiten teeth, that is one of those stupid forwards that was sent around to convince girls to give head, it's an urban legend.

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:13pm

    my dentist asked how i keep my teeth so white... brush twice a day, give head at least once a day. Simple. :)

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:27am

    Absolutely. That advanced seal is pretty extraordinary

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:44pm

    I don't know if cum whitens your teeth but it is good for it!.. so if all else fails you are still killing two birds with one stone haha

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:03am

    6:32 pm maybe you're not consuming all of it. its proven as he said. you cannot let one drip go to waste. if something is proven then it must be real. :D

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:55pm

    i'm married and i get head everyday!

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:19pm

    Hmmm, peroxide + sensitive skin = BURNED FUCKING PENIS YOU CRAZY BITCH!

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:29pm

    i'm 9:55..we've been married two years, been together 8 and a half and we have two kids...4 and 1. i'm just lucky i guess lol

  • 47 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:52pm

    kudos to the man, 955

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:18am

    That'd probably very tingly for him... might actually be interesting....

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:25pm

    Okej people calm down. Cum does whiten teeth. Semen contains citric acid, free amino acids, fructose, enzymes, phosphorylcholine, prostaglandin, potassium, and zinc.

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:43am

    What's so hard about having sex every day when you're married? My husband and I have done fine with it for almost a year!

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:05am

    Pshh, you don't need crest whitestrips. Cum whitens teeth!

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:50am

    hahahahah amazing. you should do it! it would sure make it rewarding for the both of you!

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:15am

    Cum helps prevent breast cancer. Proven fact.

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:45pm

    935 prove it, and not in one of those, im-really-educated-so-let-me-tell-you-about-the-properties-of-whitening-strips-vs-the-possible-whitening-properties-of-cum...mcdonalds, 20 minutes, be there

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:50pm

    One way to find out...

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:02pm

    Pretty sure semen whitens teeth. So, you're spending 30 bucks a month on something you could get for free!

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:38pm

    haha welll i think peroxide on the junk would be a bit painful. BUT it makes you drool... and it COULD be seen as a toothguard for his business. hahah

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:22pm

    Cum whitens your teeth. Proven fact

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:50pm

    6:32pm is one hell of a woman. I've never dated someone who gave head on a daily.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:58pm

    Cum does, but the effects depends on the immune system of the guy. And the food the guy has consumed affects the flavor.

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:24am

    Seeing as how no one reputable defends the cum makes your teeth whiter myth, it is safe to say just that. It's a myth.

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:02am

    This is so wrong..lol But funny.

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:26am

    You know, 6:32 could, in actuality, be a man.

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:57pm

    the answer to your question is yes.

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:49pm

    9:55, you are living the dream. Lucky bastard!

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:58pm

    I wouldn't risk harsh bleach chemicals on his pride and joy. Too risky

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:29pm

    I give my boyfriend head almost everyday too. I swallow, though, none of it gets on my teeth so I don't know about the whole whitening thing. Whoever tested that shit, though, gets kudos in my book.

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:49am

    3:24am - I agree!!! What is with that?!?! I mean, even if a guy is going down on me; in the heat of the moment, I'll be like, "I want you in me....now!" Sex is just so great! Why pass it up for head?

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:13pm

    ...if cum is on your teeth long enough to whiten them, you might as well just spit. usually you swallow and it isn't in your mouth long enough to whiten anything.

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:00pm

    good question. i think it depends on the amount of suction and how long you're supposed to keep the strips on. you wouldn't want cummy strips in your mouth for 10 minutes after the fact.

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:48am

    9:49, dear, is it not easy to tell the difference? For a girl, being licked isn't the same as sex. Like you said, "I want you in me." That doesn't happen when you're licked. Not as rough, and boy do we like the roughness. As for the guys, it's most likely tighter, you have more control over his happy bits, he's going to a happy one. If you do it right. Oh dear God, look what anonymity has done to me.

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:24am

    Why is it that men love getting a bj everyday and fantasize about it instead of sex daily?? Is a bj better than sex?

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:00pm

    6:32 if that is true do not change

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:57am

    of the laundry list of chemicals listed above, only one will whiten teeth in any way, and its a super weak acid with a REALLY low dissociation constant. cum does not whiten anything, its something men made up to get women to swallow becuz god knows it feels better to cum inside someone than to have them stop and finish you a different way. sorry guys, giving up our secrets, but this is just fucking stupid. and i wouldnt give him head like this... it might tingle, or it might burn the fuck out of him...

  • 43 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:48pm

    How efficient... Everybody loves a pragmatist.

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:02pm

    Bwaaa hahhahah hahahha!!!! LMAO!!!

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:39pm

    for more information please consult your local dental hygenist

  • 43 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:45pm

    Damned, head daily? I'd like it at least once a month. But the again, I'm married!!

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:19pm

    Who the hell tried that experiment anyway? And who offered to be their subject?

  • 39 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:06pm

    Cum is a natural whitening agent! Why watlste money on white strips if you can get the same thing or free? Lol

  • 32 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:50am

    3:24 Because blowjobs are selfish, just like cunnilingus. Who doesn't wanna be a little bit selfish every day? Would you rather your partner say "Can we have sex?" Or "I wanna suck/lick you" I'd say both, but I'm incredibly selfish.

  • 26 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:23pm

    who are you people?