I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
FUCK WHALES
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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